Saturday, September 23, 2006

Psychic & Astrological Readings with Miss Sara

Personal psychic readings are the specialty of Miss Sara, perhaps the best psychic reader in the world.

Miss Sara is a Spiritual, soul-level healer. She is a washing machine for the soul, washing out those nasty painful feelings, repairing the damage, getting out even the toughest psychic stains. Vision is her detergent, Truth her rinse cycle. Everything Sara does is by the grace of God, and Miss Sara is a devout Christian.

Miss Sara is close personal friends with God, and is often accompanied by the Holy Spirit, even while shopping, working out or doing yardwork. She reminds you that you, too, are glorious, exalted, and very precious to God, though not exactly in the same way that she is. The Holy Spirit and Jesus both work side by side with Miss Sara to wash your soul with God's love, grace, and blessings.

Why do people come to Miss Sara for spiritual guidance? There are many reasons, including:

Mental illness or pain
Delusional thinking and psychic fuzziness
Poor financial planning; poor moneyhandling
Finding out if they are "on track" and why not
See what actions other people might take
Select the best path among several choices
Scan for health warnings, real or anticipated
Finding a Spirit Guide
Minimizing the severity of unpleasant coming events
Contacting deceased friends, loved ones, and even pets
Finding lost articles
Astrological charts and birthday planners
Erasing demonic spells and curses
Setting spells and curses
Love potion recipes, tip & tricks

Miss Sara can also counsel many other aspects of your life, including: Romance, Health, Finances, Career, Family, Fitness, Getting rid of excess funds, Relationships, Spiritual Evolvement, Home-based businesses, and arts and crafts projects.

Miss Sara can prepare astrological charts, devise signs, lifelines, life maps, and provide maps, to-do lists, packing instructions and travel guides for your spiritual quests and mystical life journeys (Talismans, lucky coins and rabbit's feet, magic pouches, fairy dust is extra).

Miss Sara can also counsel you on how to handle public and family perception of your psychic and astological beliefs, including countering those who think of you as a "weirdo," a "fruitcake," a "nutjob," "Psycho whackjob," or any of the dozens of indignities that those of us attuned to the unseen have had to suffer over the years.